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{"type":"standard","title":"Castlefield corridor","displaytitle":"Castlefield corridor","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q106298657","titles":{"canonical":"Castlefield_corridor","normalized":"Castlefield corridor","display":"Castlefield corridor"},"pageid":67122445,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/CCorridor.jpg/330px-CCorridor.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/CCorridor.jpg","width":3741,"height":2806},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289260657","tid":"3168293f-2b49-11f0-92f3-72a98278e3e3","timestamp":"2025-05-07T13:43:01Z","description":"Rail corridor in Greater Manchester, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.4739,"lon":-2.2468},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castlefield_corridor","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castlefield_corridor?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castlefield_corridor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Castlefield_corridor"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castlefield_corridor","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Castlefield_corridor","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castlefield_corridor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Castlefield_corridor"}},"extract":"The Castlefield corridor is a railway corridor between Castlefield junction and Fairfield Street junction in Greater Manchester, England. The corridor forms the eastern end of the both of the Liverpool–Manchester lines.","extract_html":"
The Castlefield corridor is a railway corridor between Castlefield junction and Fairfield Street junction in Greater Manchester, England. The corridor forms the eastern end of the both of the Liverpool–Manchester lines.
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Tumtum is a term that appears in Jewish Rabbinic literature. It usually refers to a person whose sex is unknown because their genitalia are hidden, undeveloped, or difficult to determine.
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